If you get kicked out of Facebook, you became no one. You can´t contact your friends, you can´t access your messages and information on Facebook, you can´t even access Tinder!
Here the sad story of how my balls got in the marketplace on Facebook: I thought that my testicles would be worth more than what I´ve got at the end…
I first got a notification from Facebook saying that my picture ¨goes against our community standards¨. My first thought was that I was kicked out because of the pictures of Cyclonudista.
I was listing on the Facebook marketplace something I had at home, I was taking a lot of pictures, and at that moment I got a notification from Facebook.
I was not sure about what was going on, I started to get restricted in sending attachments on Facebook
Buyers from the marketplace started to write me strange messages, which I could not fully understand
But I did understand that the first line of the previous message meant: ¨is this available¨
And then a picture with the inner part of my leg and a big smiley.
This was enough to understand that my genitals were for sale!
And then I started to get worried, the most shocking thing was that the guy CALLED MY PENIS ¨SMALL PENIS¨, which is totally untrue and I could even sue him for this!
I start actually to be more business oriented and think about the eventual sale of one of my testicles, well, I have two!
*As you can see at the end of the previus message, I have even written to this buyer a really personal message by mistake: I WAS STRESSED OUT!
My entrepreneurship ends when this guy (below) tells me that my balls are not worth the price
So I decide to have a deeper look at the ad
It´s official! my love organs are for sale!
I write to Facebook explaining that it was an error
But they just block me and I am not even able to take my genitals off the market
Hence, the most beloved part of my body is now for sale on Facebook and the system has blocked me from even taking it out.
I have made the selling ad in the Marketplace and added it to ten different buy/sell groups, so my genitals are there, for everyone to see, and to buy.
Did you find this story funny?
Well, it could be entertaining, but also worrying and annoying.
For a kinky Cyclonudista as me, it was not such a problem, cause the world has seen already all the sides of my body, dark sides included.
But think a moment about the consequences of such a situation for someone more introverted?
FACEBOOK REPORTING SYSTEM
It looks like there is an automated system to review reports, I have sent many reports about this issue and I am sure that there has never been a (smart)human reading it.
Or maybe there is a fascist doing the customer support. Previously, I´ve reported hate speech such as “kill them all” referred to a picture with African refugees, Facebook answered that it is not against the Facebook guidelines.
Even though I do have to admit that Facebook has been going in a really constructive direction for society, as the platform supports many social causes and human rights, still there is room for improvement.
Remember, if you are out of Facebook, you are out of the world.